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Welcome to our garage, where we do things a little differently. We're not your typical mechanic shop - we're unconventional and proud of it. Our mission is to make car repair a fun and approachable experience for everyone. No stuffy atmosphere or intimidating attitudes here, just a friendly and welcoming vibe that will put you at ease.

We're not just mechanics, we're car enthusiasts who share your passion for driving. We want to create a community of like-minded individuals who love their cars as much as we do. 

We don't just fix cars, we offer advice and guidance to help you make informed decisions about your vehicle. Come talk to us face-to-face about your needs, and bring along your favorite drink - whether it's a coffee, beer, or bourbon. We'll sit down and chat.


Advice is always at hand - and free.

Bad Mechanic Advice

If it ain't broke,

don't fix it



until it is

too late.



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Service & Maintenance 

We know it's easy to forget about maintenance, but trust us, it makes a HUGE difference. Just a little TLC can keep your ride safe and dependable. And the best part? You'll be saving some serious cash at the gas pump! So come on down and let us take care of your baby. Your wallet (and your car) will thank you later!

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Repair &


Have you met our car whisperer Andy? He knows exactly what to do to make your ride smoother than a hot knife through butter! He's got all the tricks up his sleeve, from re-honing valves to repairing brake pads and rotors. He'll even swap out your spark plugs and give your car a nice oil change. And if your car needs a little extra TLC, he'll replace any parts that need some lovin'. After a visit to Grease Monkey Garage, your car will be purring like a kitten!

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All Makes &


We're your one-stop-shop for all your ride's needs! We service and repair most car makes and models, including but not limited to:

  • Mercedes Benz

  • BMW

  • Saab  

  • Subaru

  • Volkswagen

  • Audi

  • Toyota

and many more

Bad Mechanic Advice

Don't waste money on regular maintenance



just wait until

something breaks.



If you watch

If you offer advice

If you help

If you or your mate had a go first

If you or your mate had a go first and you tell us

If you saw it on the internet and it lookes easy

If you tell me how to do my job

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Bad Mechanic Advice

Why pay for a

diagnosis when you

can just assume 



what's wrong with

your car based on a Google search?


Bad Mechanic Advice

If your check engine

light comes on



just put a piece

of tape over it.

Pricing can vary depending on the situation, but no worries, we've got you covered! Feel free to give us a call or drop by anytime. Don't sweat it, we're here to help you out.

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"Andy has been my machanic sines 2015 and a loyal person when it comes to my car, if anything goes wrong he is stright on it, always tries to save me money and do the best option there is, great guy always greatful for my Yaris is still going."

Fee F. - Aradippou

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